"IITians Can Tickle Your Bones!"

If you also think that the IITians are blessed with the worst sense of humor, then you would have guessed it absolutely correct until yesterday. According to the latest buzz in the air, IITians are new funny guys, at least that’s what the jokes cracked below suggest to us.
Q: What does an IITian present to his fiancee when he wants to propose?
A: A polynomial ring!
Q: If you happen to see a beautiful girl in IIT, what do you call her?
A: A visitor!
Q: What happens when two IIT girls meet at a fashion show?
A: They will discuss the cause of two smaller bugs.
Q: What is a black shirt worn by IIT guy called?
A: A white shirt badly in need of a good wash.
Q: What does an IIT guy tells Julia Roberts?
A: Your hair reminds me of “sine curves”.
Q: Where does an IIT guy take his girl on a date?
A: Obviously to the IIT library.
Q: What happens when an IIT guy goes on a trip to USA?
A: The average cleanliness of India increases and that of USA decreases.
Q: Hare and tortoise appear for IIT JEE, hare gets 98% and tortoise gets 89%. Tortoise gets into IIT but hare does not, HOW?
A: Sports quota.

An IIT guy’s verdict: 90% of the girls in the world are beautiful, the rest are at IIT.
Three IITians gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, “It was a mechanical engineer, Just look at all the joints.”
Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.”
The last one said, “No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?”