JEE Coaching for Unborn Babies – Toppers in the Womb

“We have launched the first ever IIT JEE coaching batch for would-be parents who want their soon-to-be-born babies to emerge as IIT JEE toppers. We guarantee that 2030 IIT JEE Advanced topper will be from our online coaching stream”, claims IIT Superstar Academy. The Academy will enroll pregnant women who will attend JEE virtual classes on behalf of their kids and learn from the highly qualified tutors of the coaching institute so that unborn children in their womb can crack the IIT JEE exam when they take birth.
JEE Coaching Program Inspired by Abhimanyu

IIT Superstar Academy that babies coached by them will top in every conceivable category – be it their gali or mohalla or town. If mothers start early enough, they can produce an All India JEE topper too.
Lakshya Sir, an IIT passout who chose teaching Physics at IIT Academy over plum campus job offer, claims that the idea is expected to reap 99.99% results. He says, “The idea to tutor the babies in womb is inspired by Abhimanyu of Mahabharata who learnt the art of war from his father Arjuna while he was still in the womb of his mother Subhadra.
All unborn kids who have been in the womb for 20 weeks or more are eligible to enroll for the course. Lakshya Sir insists that their course is not solely based on mythology or religious beliefs but is also backed by scientifically planned course curriculum and pedagogical solutions that are designed for babies whose minds and bodies are still evolving.

Scientific Facts to Back the Course

Mahagyani Ghosh, Director of the Academy, explains” Scientists and researchers know that in the earliest child development stages, humans grow much more rapidly than we do at any other stage of life. Synapses of our brain are formed at this stage. There is no limit to what we can learn during these weeks. Our program preps up the unborn from this stage and gears them to have the right foundation and the right approach to science from this very stage. Naturally, they can crack IIT JEE easily whenever they take exams.”
Lakshya Sir added, “Early knowedge architecture we embed in a child continues to serve him or her throughout his or her life. The learning strength help them to grab an IIT seat, or an IIM seat later in life – while others will have to sit up late at nights to crack their entrance exams.”

Highlights of the Online JEE Preparation Course (for the Unborn)

Prenatal education kits for new babies are included for free in the online education program for the unborn that can be accessed by mothers whenever they life. They will help the mothers to set the learning pace of their child.
The Academy also offers flexibility to soon-to-be moms to choose their own class timings – depending on their morning and evening sickness. A preparatory batch for the course has already begun and interested mothers are offered three online orientation sessions for free where they can check how useful the program is for them and their future child.
The offline study material provided to the new moms will include a baby educator belt which they will have to wear around their womb. This belt will play audio books such as Concepts of Physics by HC Verma, Inorganic chemistry by JD Lee, Organic Chemistry by Morrison and Boyd, and Physical chemistry by Atkins to the child. It will also play recorded lectures for the children.
So, be ready to the new crème of IIT JEE superstars who will soon be born.

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